dirty little secret

Secrets. Everyone has them. From stealing pens and paperclips at the office to making a few extra deductions at tax time, they can be mild to extreme.

Throw in a sexual element and you have what we like to call "dirty secrets."

You know, there's that neighbor who gives you a big old hard-on every time you see him.

Or how about the guy who asks you to check out every time he goes jogging by.

Or the barista at the coffee shop who you always go to for seconds even though you don't really like coffee to begin with.